Stupid glove box broke!

[abeever]

ARGH! Stupid glove box broke! Ive heard the stories and read the complaints, just never thought it would happen to me. Now im just a statistic. guess its time to go to ebay! anyone have a tan interior glove box door for sale?

[slippednfelled]

thats what you get for trying to shove your wife/dead hookers in there!

[volcano]

hahahahahaha lol



check vortex for part outs

[D.Light]

Yank it out and voila weIIggHHttTt ReEeeEeeddDuuCCtIIooOOnnnNnNn!!1!!!!1!1

[slippednfelled]

Originally Posted by dlight88

Yank it out and voila weIIggHHttTt ReEeeEeeddDuuCCtIIooOOnnnNnNn!!1!!!!1!1

then you can go super speeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddd!!!!!

sorry im drunk and to busy to delfete.

[ry0n]

mines been broken since i've had it

[07GTIMYFAST]

What you do is go to the store get duck-tape and super glue, then you pull the front wheels off, crawl under the car and look up, on the firewall near the AC condensor you will find 2 small nuts, (probably not as small as yours but close enough), unscrew the nuts, not find a propane tourch and hit the bolts for about 3 minutes to 2 hours, after this is done take a hammer, Hit the bolts as hard as you can (probabaly not very hard in your case) then go get some water and pour it on your head. Be sure and lock the doors. grab the glove box and yank as hard as you can, flip upside down, coat edge in super glue or your choice of epoxy. replace and hold in place for 15-30 hours while being carefull not to move it. Get the duck-tape, and a peice of paper, write in sharpie "I'm a dumb ass" then duck-tape it to your forehead. Now go to your local grocery store and tell the checkout lady you want to toss her salad. She will say yes.

[volcano]

hahahahahaha lol

[slippednfelled]

Originally Posted by 07GTIMYFAST

What you do is go to the store get duck-tape and super glue, then you pull the front wheels off, crawl under the car and look up, on the firewall near the AC condensor you will find 2 small nuts, (probably not as small as yours but close enough), unscrew the nuts, not find a propane tourch and hit the bolts for about 3 minutes to 2 hours, after this is done take a hammer, Hit the bolts as hard as you can (probabaly not very hard in your case) then go get some water and pour it on your head. Be sure and lock the doors. grab the glove box and yank as hard as you can, flip upside down, coat edge in super glue or your choice of epoxy. replace and hold in place for 15-30 hours while being carefull not to move it. Get the duck-tape, and a peice of paper, write in sharpie "I'm a dumb ass" then duck-tape it to your forehead. Now go to your local grocery store and tell the checkout lady you want to toss her salad. She will say yes.

Now that is a Vortex worthy DIY
lol

[abeever]

Originally Posted by 07GTIMYFAST

What you do is go to the store get duck-tape and super glue, then you pull the front wheels off, crawl under the car and look up, on the firewall near the AC condensor you will find 2 small nuts, (probably not as small as yours but close enough), unscrew the nuts, not find a propane tourch and hit the bolts for about 3 minutes to 2 hours, after this is done take a hammer, Hit the bolts as hard as you can (probabaly not very hard in your case) then go get some water and pour it on your head. Be sure and lock the doors. grab the glove box and yank as hard as you can, flip upside down, coat edge in super glue or your choice of epoxy. replace and hold in place for 15-30 hours while being carefull not to move it. Get the duck-tape, and a peice of paper, write in sharpie "I'm a dumb ass" then duck-tape it to your forehead. Now go to your local grocery store and tell the checkout lady you want to toss her salad. She will say yes.

I like this idea basically because I already had the sign on my head! and the rest seems simple enough! I actually was thinking that this gives me a chance to upgrade the glove box to a sport model, one that will increase my hp or drag resistance! oh, maybe carbon fiber! shave some of those unwanted pounds off of the stock glove box door!